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@media(min-width:1400px){.hero-content{padding-left:63px}.hero-bottom{left:calc((100% - 1134px)/2);right:calc((100% - 1134px)/2)}}
@media(max-width:700px){.masthead{min-height:80px}.nav-link{font-size:8px;letter-spacing:1px}.nav-link span{margin-left:3px}.wordmark{font-size:23px}.brand-sub{font-size:7px}.hero{min-height:440px}.hero-content{padding-top:55px}.hero-art{background-position:center,18% center;opacity:.65}h1{font-size:clamp(66px,16vw,105px);letter-spacing:-2px}#hero-line{font-size:11px;letter-spacing:1.7px}.hero-bottom{font-size:8px}.hero-bottom span:last-child{display:none}.board{margin-top:30px}.board-heading{align-items:start;gap:12px}.board-heading h2{font-size:28px}.board-heading h2 span{display:block}.season-control select{min-width:112px;width:112px;padding-right:10px}.controls{display:block;padding:12px}.categories{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(2,1fr)}.categories button{padding:12px 6px}.direction-control{flex-direction:row;align-items:center;justify-content:space-between;margin-top:14px;border-top:1px solid var(--line);padding-top:12px}.board-caption{font-size:10px}td,th{padding:14px 10px}th:first-child,td:first-child{width:54px}td{font-size:12px}.note{margin:20px 5% 40px;display:block}.note>span{display:block}footer{align-items:start;gap:15px}footer p{max-width:150px;text-align:right;line-height:1.7}.board-footer{align-items:start}}
@media(prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){html{scroll-behavior:auto}}


/* Gag artwork layout: keep both cardboard signs visible on phones too. */
.hero-art{left:auto;right:2%;top:16px;bottom:32px;width:67%;background-image:var(--art);background-size:contain;background-position:right center;filter:none;opacity:1}
:root{--accent:#ef9a61;--accent-dim:#482b1d;--hero-glow:#44291c}
:root[data-theme="crunch"]{--accent:#c3e55c;--accent-dim:#323d20;--hero-glow:#34401f}
.hero-content{pointer-events:none}.hero-content a{pointer-events:auto}
.hero-copy{max-width:340px}.season-control select{width:310px}
@media(max-width:700px){.hero{display:flex;flex-direction:column}.hero-content{order:0;width:100%;padding-bottom:20px}.hero-art{order:1;position:relative;inset:auto;width:100%;height:240px;background-size:contain;background-position:center}.hero-bottom{order:2;position:relative;inset:auto;margin:0 5%;font-size:8px}.hero-bottom span:nth-child(2){text-align:right}.season-control select{width:150px;min-width:0}.hero:after{background:none}#hero-line{font-size:13px;line-height:1.5}}

/* Narrow phone layout */
@media(max-width:500px){.board-heading{flex-direction:column}.season-control{width:100%}.season-control select{width:100%}.hero-bottom{flex-wrap:wrap;gap:8px}.hero-bottom span{white-space:normal}.hero-bottom span:nth-child(2){text-align:left}.hero-art{height:190px}h1{max-width:100%}}

/* One local asset per season. The inactive season image is not rendered. */
:root[data-theme="crunch"]{--art:url('/art-releases/22464647a3ae003aea42fa66a66a05a4952bfd7b/assets/season6-hero-487e3294b7186ae9.webp')}

.fake-ads{max-width:1260px;margin:32px auto 0;padding:0 5%}.fake-ads>h2{font:9px 'Courier New',monospace;letter-spacing:1.4px;color:var(--muted);margin:0 0 12px}.fake-ads>h2 span{color:var(--accent)}.ad-grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;gap:16px}.gag-ad{display:grid;grid-template-columns:42% 1fr;align-items:center;background:var(--panel);border:1px dashed var(--line);transform:rotate(-.4deg);min-width:0}.gag-ad:nth-child(2){transform:rotate(.4deg)}.gag-ad img{width:100%;height:auto;display:block}.gag-ad>div{padding:16px 12px}.ad-tag{font:8px 'Courier New',monospace;letter-spacing:1px;color:var(--muted);margin:0 0 8px}.gag-ad h3{font-size:25px;line-height:1;margin:0 0 9px;color:var(--accent)}.gag-ad p:not(.ad-tag){font-size:12px;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 10px}.gag-ad small{font-size:9px;color:var(--muted);line-height:1.4;display:block}@media(max-width:850px){.ad-grid{grid-template-columns:1fr}.gag-ad{grid-template-columns:38% 1fr}.gag-ad img{max-height:180px;object-fit:contain}.gag-ad h3{font-size:23px}}@media(prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){.gag-ad{transform:none}}